A few days ago, I saw a documentary, on 60 Minutes, about the Westboro Baptist Church in Kansas. They run this website GodHatesAmerica, because America is a doomed country of fags and sodomists. The sodomists include anyone who has anything but simple straight (missionary) sex for the sole purpose of breeding. God probably hates Europe too. I can tell you it’s the same misery over here; fags and sodomists all over the place.
The Westboro Baptist Church has a collection of very creative posters and slogans, like "God is your enemy" and "God hates fags". The highlight is this one: "Fags eat poop". I think God appreciates that one. They probably found it somewhere in The Bible. Jesus is more tolerant. He might hang out with both sinners, tax collectors and poop-eaters.
I know 3 fags, and they are all very nice people. None of them eat poop. I think I should send a mail to the church and ask them to modify their slogan a little bit. Maybe something like "Fags eat poop, except 3 of them, at least".
Do you know any fags that don't eat poop? If you tell me how many, I can eventually add up the numbers and increase the total count, before I mail the baptist church >:)
I know at least sixteen. Maybe twenty. Not a single one is a poop eater.
ReplyDeleteThank you so much for the laugh!
Ugh! It would be hilarious if it wasn't so scary.
ReplyDeleteThose people are crazy.
ReplyDeleteI know at least five. Their dietary habits do not include poop.
Counting gay women as well, you can add my count of 6 close friends and another 8 good acquaintances.
ReplyDeleteAs Laura said, this is scary. Bigotry and fanaticism of any sort is scary, I suppose!
Judy
I must admit I don't know how many non-poop-eating fags I know - both because I am not all that familiar with all of my friend's diatery specifics, and because I don't have the habit of categorizing people according to their sexual preferences. But for the sake of adding to your list I think I can contribute with eight or nine at least (I am fairly sure they don't eat poop, at least I have never seen them do so).
ReplyDeleteYou are so funny. Unfortunately it's really a serious subject. Bigotry is bubbling to the top and needs to be skimmed off. You know, I'm not sure how many gay people I know. I am pretty certain, however, that none of them are poop eaters. Count me in for ... 12.
ReplyDeleteI have my views about almost everything but I keep my mouth shut about it. Even if a person hates a certain action, they should never hate the person. The only thing I'm vocal about is writing!
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I can contribute at least a dozen that I know well enough to document the dietary habits. If you wanted to add Lesbians, you could put another 20 on that.
ReplyDeleteThese groups make me feel hostile. It is baffling to me how many truly ignorant people are in the US. I know there are ignorant people elsewhere, but this stuff is rampant in parts of the US. I know some educated people who think this way, and it is so discouraging.
LOL! I got a good chuckle out of this post!
ReplyDeleteOk, I am wondering if EAT POOP is the Christians nice way of saying things like- EAT SHIT or FUCK OFF or BITE ME! I like your literal meaning! You can add the dozen that I know that don't eat poop. But I think it is totally wrong that people think this way so sad to have this kind thing happening in our world. Dont' they know that it is SCAT that makes the world go round! LOL!
You can file this one under, "Stupid people do stupid things." I don;t know anyone who eats poop, except for 12 month old babies who mistake dog poo for something yummy.
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ReplyDeleteThis saddens me, greatly. But I guess we are all blind in some way. If only we could practice forgiveness more often.
Interesting commenting about European, vs American.
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It's a crazy organization, this baptist church. I'm not sure what's the best way to deal with it, maybe using humor and irony? I hope they will not grow big and get real influence. Maybe the worst is the way the use kids to run around with their banners and slogans.
ReplyDeleteAnd then the fag count:
Lisa: 16 (maybe 20)
Alex: 5
Judy: 14
Cruella: 8 (maybe 9)
Helen: 12
Hart: 12+20 (including lesbians)
Fox K: 12
Lynda: 5
CAH: 3
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Total: 107 (possibly 112)
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Thanks for all your comments >:)
I will inform the baptist church about our findings.
Loved your post. Very sad, but lightened and enlightened with your humor. Now if the church in question would just be enlightened...
ReplyDeleteI only know 12 fags total, but I don't believe any of them eat poop. One is questionable though, so put me down for 11. :)
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